Hemingway is a guy with brown hair and brown eyes
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
by Web the goblin June 1, 2020
A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
by Mashizzlewinks November 16, 2005
A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."
by GravyRocket August 17, 2009
To commit suicide via shotgun blast administered beneath the chin or inside the mouth, as mentioned in Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher. If the shotgun is particularly long the trigger is often pulled by a toe.
Damn it, why did he have to go and use the Hemingway Solution in my room? Now there's brain matter all over my ceiling.
The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.
The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.
by Shadowhunter_36 October 5, 2006
adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.
Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!
by G.I. Nigel March 27, 2010
Traveling and visiting numerous cities around the world, whilst enjoying life; Drinking heavily and having many sexual relationships, hopefully resulting in a novel.
*Guy 1* "Hey, what are you gonna do after High school?"
*Guy 2* "I'm thinking of doing a Hemingway, you know"
*Guy 2* "I'm thinking of doing a Hemingway, you know"
by Polynices. March 28, 2014
To become intoxicated before writing a paper in order to make the process more palatable.
Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to hemingway a paper"
Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to hemingway a paper"
College student #1: "Bro, I'm so not looking forward to writing that paper for my politics class"
College student #2: "I most definitely agree. I would advise you to pull a Hemingway on this one."
College student #2: "I most definitely agree. I would advise you to pull a Hemingway on this one."
by benrh November 23, 2010