dropping a dude

Dropping a dude-When you take a shit and jerk off in the same toilet sitting

I was just dropping a dude and it was an exhilarating experience.
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by Kfcman13 September 24, 2016

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

by Scherette May 15, 2018

booked by a dude

When you go out and get drunk, and give your number to a dude by accident.
I.E. Commerce's pleasure!

Hey Litto, did you know you just got booked by a dude?

by Litto January 28, 2004

Are you a dude or a guy?

when you’re a girl gamer and a guy says “are you a dude or a guy”

When you’re playing cod and they ask you a dumb question “are you a dude or a guy?”

by iluvtunasalad November 4, 2019

Fuckin' A Dude

A phrase used when replying to a statement or when answering a question.

Jeff: Damn she's hot!
Alex: Fuckin' a dude

Josh: We're meeting at the mall tomorrow right?
Janine: Fuckin' a dude

by Lil' Fucker January 27, 2007

chick'n a dude

A when you drive up behind another car and it looks like two chicks in the car from the back because both have long beatiful hair, but when you pull up along side one is really a guy with long beautiful hair.

Dude! speed up and pull up along side these two chicks!

Dude! floor it, it's a chick'n a dude

by dickydoolap May 15, 2006

Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné")

Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)

Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though

by EmoLife March 30, 2019