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That and a platinum card

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.
Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Revoke a Man Card

The action of taking a mans Man Card when an act of unmanliness has been committed. This is only temporary, as a man card can never be taken away, only temporarily revoked. Once a manly act has been completed (ex: Chug several beer, remove sink with bear hands, build something with a power tool, etc) the Man Card can and will be reinstated.

See Urban Dictionary's definition for Official Man Card.
You all went and saw the Twilight movies? Gentlemen, I'm about to Revoke a Man Card.
by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011
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A Playing Card

Someone who is an Asexual, because ace is a nickname for Asexuals so that mean's Asexuals come out of the deck and not the closet
Person 1: Hey I'm a playing card
Person 2: the fuck does that mean?
Person 1: it means I'm Asexual
by LivinKawasaki June 4, 2021
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"give a shit" card

a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished
I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend
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Like a Credit Card

Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.
Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
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Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.
Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"
by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011
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