9-5 hair

Hair which is usually shoulder length and natural colored with little to no style, making it easy to do in the morning for the gal on the go...very low maintainance.

Nina: "Man, you'd think that girl could wear something other than those black dress pants and out of style Steve Madden shoes"
Maggie: "Not to mention her 9-5 hair."
Nina : "Corperate America sure is a bitch."

by MRE Chicago May 18, 2010

9-5 girl

The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her

Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her

by Queentrilla October 20, 2020

9 to 5

a job (hours don't have to be 9 to 5).

You work a 9 to 5. You can't get a "hand 9 to 5" or "blow 9 to 5" or "rim 9 to 5". That's just dumb if you say that.

by Nick D March 31, 2003

gay for the 9-5 stay

heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock

Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.

by Dillweed April 9, 2007

9 to 5

Hours most people work for a living

Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

9 to 5

modern form of slavery. what a brainwashed society pressures you to, instead of encouraing to be a leader or a CEO yourself and doing what you love.

I wanna be a rapper and a singer and I wanna change the world!
Uh, just get a normal, 9 to 5 job, you moron

by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022

9 to 5

A sub category of pornography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. The plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.

This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.

by Chief_D November 19, 2016