Central Coast Cali area code. Where all the real gangsta's bang and party. Atascadero's Southern Locos Gang throws up this area code making it a number that commands respect, cuz those ese's are fuckin crazy.
Southern Locos Gang member: It's all about the 805 ese!
Cop:It's people like you that give the central coast a bad name.
Southern Locos Gang member: {pulls out strap and caps the cop in the face}
Oxnard is located in this area code. It is also home of the big bad Lemonwood Chiques. Unfortunately, it is also shared with those punk-ass sh!t heads..........BlAst THoSe PuSSiEs.
Lemonwood LWCH13. Home of the Lemonwood gangsters.
Sprawling from Ventura County up to parts of Sanluis Obispo. Also includes Simi Valley.
If you like rich kids who think they're gangsta cuz dad helped them put in a sick sound system, or want to get it on with your sister, one of the incest capitals of the country... Move to these 805 areas. Where bro hoes drive bigger trucks then most guys, and dirt bikes are main sources of transportation.
The area code for Simi Valley, located in Ventura County in the southern half of California. Simi actually means windy, which makes sense since the city is, in fact, very windy. It is a place where a good percent of the teenage population talk about how much they hate the city. The only ways you might have heard of this city is by the fact that the Ronald Reagan Library is located there and that it is mentioned in the movie Joe Dirt as the place where his real parents lived.
"What's your area code?"
"805."
"Oh, you live in Simi Valley?"
"Unfortunately."