8=D

A delighted gentleman with sunglasses on his head.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.

1. Look at my cool shades! 8=D

2. My penis is so small. : 8=D

by veXxv July 29, 2006

(8=D)

The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"

by The Masked Midnight Ranger April 22, 2006

8=D

A happy Hitler without pupils.

Person: 8=D
Someone else: I am so offended, don't you know I'm Jewish?

by herpity derpty August 28, 2014

:*8=D

The act of informing someone through the universal forum of text that you expect a fantastic sucking of the lower male extremeties

In a text message
BF: Hey
GF: What's up?
BF: Oh nothing much
GF: Well what do you want to do tonight?
BF: :*8=D
GF: :)) youre going to go insane

by thatone guy June 19, 2012

8=D

You know what it is! It's a STIFFIE!!!! hahaha! All you have to do is go up to someone and say "eight equals Dee" and they wont know what the fuck your saying! It gives a boring day a little boost of fun! If you know what I mean.

Hey! 8=D.......and 8 will always = D!!!!

by C=Dizzle January 27, 2007

8=D

It's the happy chef, as coined by me and my friend. Yes, we know what It was originally intended for.

WastedJamacan: hey 5up3rh4x0r, it's the happy chef 8=D
5up3rh4x0r: Yeah well my chef hat is taller 8==D
5up3rh4x0r: :3

by WastedJamacan November 21, 2009

8=D

Internet equivalent of the Asian penis

aZnPrYdE519: My PeNiS iZ dIz BIG 8=D, y0
John: God help us.

by waytogofranko October 8, 2006