6th Graders

Let's be honest here: 6th graders are completely new to middle school, and they don't know anything...but somewhat they pretend they do. That's just because in 5th grade they were too used to playing the 'I'm older I'm boss' game. Now, these 11/12-year-olds are in a new environment with older kids, so they've got to pretend like they know everything just to fit in. In 6th grade, you're like the 'kindergarten babies' of middle school, so most of the jokes go to you.

To 7th and 8th graders: 6th graders may seem like the small 'kindergarteners', but remember, THEY ARE NOT 5 YEARS OLD. In their first few weeks or months, they may seem to be nervous, tense, or quiet. Then, they'll start warming up to you and stop being argumentative. Remember 7th graders? That was you last year! So in their first few months, PLEASE don't make jokes about them being too short, too quiet, or just not fitting in with you all.

6th graders are literally just the 'older kids' in Elementary school.

by ~Honestly, Idk~ July 24, 2022

6th Graders

Their vocal chords are just about as short as your tolerance for their obnoxious tendencies. In a desperate attempt to prove they're not short, the try jumping up to touch the top of the walls. Despite all being virgins they enjoy making sex jokes 50 times a day, all of which are unfunny and stupid. 6th grade girls are mostly thots and flat chested little bitches, and 6th grade boys are skinny little gremlins who act like they could turn up to a frat party. 6th graders also can't spell for shit and don't know basic grammar. When faced with a 6th grader, the best thing to do is remind them who the hell they are.

6th grade boy: LEZ GO! BRUH DID U SEE ME TOUCH THE WALL! OOOH!

That girl finna get scoliosis from arching her back so much. What is she, 6th grade?

6th graders are losers

by daffodil 🌼 May 3, 2020

6th grader

Annoying 12 year olds. The boys did everything to date an 8th grade girl, and the girls were all obsessed with Billie Eillish (I cant spell). Some of them played the worst game ever, fortnite. They all said “i hAvE a bAcK cOnDiTiOn” and “aNd i oOp”. The girls faked depression, and only wore VS PINK and American Eagle and acted like they are 19. Most of them had tiktok, and they made 28383828 sex jokes. The boys liked touching the top of the door and wore neon athletic clothes.

6th grader: sPiLL tHe tEa SiS
7th & 8th graders : do 6th graders have to go here

by you dont even exist to me November 28, 2019

6th Grader

A kid new it middle school. A 6th grader is insecure, has to make new friends, and is going through puberty. All the 7th and 8th graders think they are so cool because they are "older" but they are only about a year older. Everyone has been in a 6th graders place, and it sucks. You are insecure about yourself, and you are the butt of every joke. Just leave the poor kids alone!

7th grader : Ugh, did you see that 6th grader? She is sooo fat and ugly! I bet she twerks or something stupid. *Giggle*
8th grader: Hey, cut it out! Do you even remember what it was like? Of course you do. That was you last year.

by Trytohide December 9, 2014

6th grader

Annoying, immature 11-12 year olds that range from cheeto girls, hood kids, and people who just have the mentality of a third grader. All of them have the IQ of a first grader, and ask you for help if you have more than 5 running brain cells. The hood kids are the most annoying, and threaten to harm you (which they will never do) if you slightly inconvenience them. They bring inhalers to school and act as if they were vaping. Their diet is takis, takis only. They also think they're all the hype if they get 3 hours of sleep and don't have a sleep schedule, when in reality, they won't even live enough to have a midlife crisis. They also can't obey anything. The cheeto girls just feen off of any current tiktok trend that's going on right now. "side eye, SIDE EYE," like how about I use a spoon to take your eyes and have them permanently point to the side. The people who have the mentality of a third grader are just childish as hell and you can't stand around them. The whole class in general are just bots that talk about having girlfriends and more drama with girlfriends (as if they aren't in sixth, grade.) There's only 2 good people out of the entire class. One of the people in my class threw a whole rock at a car and thought it was a good idea. Proves my point.

6th Grader Hood kid: Move or i'll punch you!
The dude getting harrased: Do it then.
6th Grader Hood kid:...
Cheeto girl: *current tiktok trend*
Kid that needs to go to 3rd grade: Hello, this is the *chuckles* DIARRHEA POLICE *laughs*
Hood kid again: Can you help me with this question?
Dude: 2 plus 2 times 7? Are you stupid?

by i hate you with rainbows March 3, 2023

6th grader

Now, I'm a 6th grader(one of the mature ones, not the crazy ones)but let me fill you in on the inside. On one side, you've got kids who make sex jokes and act like a midget Mr Macho, and on the other, you got clown looking girls who act like they actually pay bills. Most of these kids are spoiled and have tons of social media apps, but at least I don't talk about fricking someone's mom. Like grow up, man.

Person 1: aren't you supposed to be making sex jokes like your friends
Me: no, that is all the other 6th graders who act stupid, I'm more mature
Person 1: oh, I just thought that because that's how most 6th graders act
Me: PRAY FOR ME

by Do_I really_ need_a_name May 4, 2021

6th Grader

A retarded little kid that starts the phase of trying to be cool like the older kids.

6th Grader: Bro, I sniffed a sharpie before going out to recess today
Other 6th Grader: Wow you must be turnt dude!

by TurntAF June 8, 2013