9-5

a typical job that includes waking up in the morning, going to work, and coming home at night

"He never felt right holding down a 9-5 it made the ends meet but it never made him feel alive"

by Alley May 11, 2004

9-5

1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job

He works at your basic 9-5.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2007

9-5

Mythical hours that hardly anybody works anymore. Some might still work 8 hours, but they're mostly not 9-5.

Do YOU work 9-5? Do ya punk?

by Adrian May 01, 2007

9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

by Tyler “Ninja” Blevins September 25, 2019

9-5

A euphemism for blasting cum

Man, I was on the 9-5 last night with your mom.

by Rodneytapeface February 25, 2018

9-5 hair

Hair which is usually shoulder length and natural colored with little to no style, making it easy to do in the morning for the gal on the go...very low maintainance.

Nina: "Man, you'd think that girl could wear something other than those black dress pants and out of style Steve Madden shoes"
Maggie: "Not to mention her 9-5 hair."
Nina : "Corperate America sure is a bitch."

by MRE Chicago May 17, 2010

9-5 girl

The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her

Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her

by Queentrilla October 21, 2020