July 5

National fucking day..

"Hey Carol are you going to July 5 him today?"

by Azzy0505 October 14, 2019

July 5

The 5th day of July

P1: "Hey my birthday is on July 5th"
P2: "Ok cool"

by epicgamerman123 December 18, 2019

july 5

The day after Independence Day when your either hungover or worn out, the 5th day of july.

Man I'm so tired it must be July 5.

by Lydia Sommers June 21, 2019

July 5

People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs

God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

july 5

national nothing, wtf why people always creating these get a life bruh just make ur first move already

girl: hey guess what day it is
boy: what
girl: july 5th

boy: ok

by mathissodumbomg1234 November 15, 2021

July 5

National hug Allen day

Bri: hey its july 5 do you know what that means

Tristin: oh yeah its hug Allen day come here Allen

by I like cheese and alot of it p November 11, 2019

July 5

National show your boyfriend

Andrew: "Hey babe you know what day it is?"
Andrew's GF: "July 5?"
Andrew: "National 'show your boyfriend your titties' day"
Andrew's GF: *flashes him*

by Peanut brittler 412 July 5, 2023