Once upon a
midnight Dreary,
While I Websurfed Weak And Weary,
Over many a strange & tempting
Website of "Chicks Galore"
Oh So so very Exempting
To take
the sites "Free tour"
Of a Sudden,
without warning,
Was my heart then filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amor,
"Tis' not possible, " i muttered,
"Give me back my cheap hardcore."
But my monitor not cluttered,
Quoth the server "404."