February 29

Today is the day that you finally get to Fuck Your Best Friend. And they can’t say NO when you ask them. Hope you have fun.🤪

You: guess what today is

BSF: it’s February 29th
You: That means that we get to Fuck a best friend

BSF: ok I’m ready

by That.kid.onthe_streets November 7, 2019

february 29

National fuck your brother day

'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'

by tittydestroyer726 October 15, 2019

February 29

National ass day!

“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”

by Johhnyjoesta February 29, 2020

February 29

People born on February 29 are special. They are some of the best and most kind people you will meet. They also give the most love. You would be lucky if you could get someone born on February 29

Teagan: “yo my girl was born on February 29”
Emmet: “ dang you’re lucky af”

by cannon_1215 March 5, 2025

February 29, be nice to remy day

Be nice to any remys you meet

February 29, be nice to remy day is today
Hey Remy you look nice today

by Remy Remy Remy February 29, 2024

February 29

International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours

Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni

by Amongus the sussy January 17, 2024

February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick

Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers

by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025