January 20

National vibe check day!! Tell someone vibe check and if they aren't vibing then pennywise come and kills them

You:It's January 20 you know what that means. Vibe Check!!
Person: Nah
Pennywise: *rips off arm*
Person:*dies*

by 69 Is good. oh shit it's 420 December 20, 2019

January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

January 20

A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok

by Yourlocaldogeater January 18, 2020

January 20

If your born on this day then you got a huge dick and can pull any girl with just a look. You are also going to have many girlfriends and are an extreme athlete.

Yo it’s my birthday, January 20

Friend: woah cool you just have a huge dick and a hot girl

by Dictionary 1400/800 November 20, 2020

January 20

National get eaten out day. No matter if yo pussy dry or fishy, or fat and juicy, it will get ate.

Boy: Hey it’s January 20
Girl: You know what that means..
Boy: I’m gonna eat your pussy !

by isayummy October 17, 2019

January 20

It’s national Mountain Dew day!!!! This is the day where you can drink all the Mountain Dew you want ;)

“Omg are you drinking mountain drew on January 20?!?”

by Clovespalltheway October 17, 2019

January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017