2 week challenge

The art of not masturbating for a period of 14 days (or 2 weeks). It is a tough and grueling challenge only achieved by men with balls.

Oh my god... I just completed the 2 week challenge, I am going to go treat myself!

by Your Handler July 26, 2018

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

9 1/2 weeks

a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.

9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.

-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.

by OST November 8, 2007

2 more weeks

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

by bearfrog January 20, 2022