2+2

A type of fish

Teacher: what's 2+2?

Kid: 4

Teacher: If magic was real it would equal fish.

by Anonymous9056 March 16, 2018

2+2

Having received two Pfizer or Moderna COVID shots (or one J&J) and passed the two-week waiting period.

"Hey hottie, I'm 2+2!"

by Gwilpak Ziipster May 10, 2021

2+2

A golf ball about to hit someone.

What's 2+2?
FORE!

by I am DGGGJJJCDDFGHHJKKJJHGFR February 4, 2020

2 & 2

To figure out and come to a conclusion. Usually in reference to something incredibly simple.

Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

2+2

5

Bob: 2+2 =4
John: dumdass it's 5 u mindless sheep

by idiotnumero1 March 25, 2021

2-2

The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the 2-2. Also known as {tutu}, or two-two, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.

"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool}, and you can put your mouth on my 2-2!"

"Okay Sally, remember that when you take a bath, you have to wash your 2-2 really well."

by Shae D October 20, 2006

2+2

Having had two COVID shots plus two weeks for them to take full effect.

I'm 2+2... let's go to my place.

by Gwilpak Ziipster May 9, 2021