December 17th

National give your boy best friend head day. You have to slob on his banob

Boy bestfriend: December 17th? Ohhh it’s my day

by Kejsjjdsjekendjksnsk December 7, 2020

december 17th

MY BIRTHDAY!!!

December 17th is my birthday female dogs!!!!

by Satsuki-May December 2, 2016

December 17th

Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.

James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)

by lifeisadisease December 6, 2019

December 17th

Give your boyfriend head day

Girl: it’s time for some head

Boy: why
Girl: it’s December 17th

by I like titties December 9, 2020

December 17th

December 17th is a day where you can poke anyone in the back of there neck

And this is also a day where you have to laugh at 9:30

Girl: pokes neck*
Boy: what the hell did you do that for
Girl: because it’s december 17th

Others: ahahhahahahahha
Boy: what’s so funny
Others: it’s December 17th

by Jakyia <3 December 16, 2019

December 17th

National "Weed and Sex" day! As 420 minus 69 is 351 snd this is the 351st day of the year (352nd in leap years)

Person 1: Oh! Guys, its December 17th :
Person 2: Oh? Ok~

by Eatassandconstantlyfast November 4, 2021

December 17th

National shoot up your school day

Guys bring your Glocks to school its December 17th

by Daddy'sCum2000 December 17, 2021