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Moose Tracks in your front yard 

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...
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chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.
"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

Moosetrack 

A term used to describe a woman whos underwear (usually a thong) has slipped between her two pussy lips and is in plain sight.
Did you see that girl past out, she had a moosetrack going.
Moosetrack by duby5150 August 22, 2011

Running Moosetracks 

(verb)~Messing with or trying to fool someone or something
i.e. Are you tryna run moosetracks on me right now.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.

Moosetrack Mining 

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.
Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!
Moosetrack Mining by cacci May 5, 2010

mouse on tha track 

One of the coldest producers out right now in the rap game. He produces tracks for the whole trill fam including lil boosie, webbie foxx. He is also part of the rap group three deep also part of the trill fam.He is the best producer out right now
Whats that u hear before all lil boosie songs? That mouse on tha track that'll make ya bounce and act