Moosetrack 

A term used to describe a woman whos underwear (usually a thong) has slipped between her two pussy lips and is in plain sight.

Did you see that girl past out, she had a moosetrack going.

Moosetrack by duby5150 August 22, 2011

Moosetrack Mining 

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.

Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!

Moosetrack Mining by cacci May 5, 2010

Mooseback 

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.

We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.

Mooseback by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.

"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

Michigan Moose Track Double Stack by mayor of riley May 6, 2010

moosepack 

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.

Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.

moosepack by Jonis January 3, 2007

Moosetrain 

An adjective for a sound that resembles a moose getting anally raped by a train.

If your band actually sounds pretty decent, then the perfect oppurtunity to say this would be when the band first gets their music (unless of course your band is a bunch of sightreading robots)

"You guys sound like MOOSETRAINS!" lol, Tamika, can't wait

Moosetrain by Priya Ravichandran June 24, 2007

moosecack 

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

moosecack by middle road August 11, 2006