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People say that everyone is their day one. Well fix urself cuz u got it wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since birth or for several years.
Man 1: yo I got so many day ones dude like their everyone.
Man 2: nah dude, Olivia and Isabella are day ones they've literally been best friends since kindergarten. So no you gotta fix urself.
Day ones by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019
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People you role with since you were young aka day ones.
“Yo I run dis block wit all my day ones,
Day ones by Diggydust December 27, 2018
People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!
Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........
Day ones by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026