When a person online is significantly more attractive in their photos than in real life. Verb. Similarly to the act of catfishing someone, but you’re just uglier in real life.
John: Man, I met Maria, that girl from tinder last night.
Brett: was she as hot as her pics?
John: nah man, she was a total crawfish.
Brett: was she as hot as her pics?
John: nah man, she was a total crawfish.
by Trulifecrawfish July 16, 2018
by Bumblebob May 14, 2016
by Two Geese in a Pod July 25, 2023
When an idiot doesn't realize they used the wrong word and that you actually boil crawfish and not broil them.
Mike invited us to his crawfish broil and we all ripped on him because he didn't know how to cook his own crawfish.
by cdickgo March 11, 2015
When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.
by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023
by shakeitgirl December 12, 2012
A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
by exitflagger May 01, 2008