Arlington is a town in Massachusetts (NOT Virginia, NOT Texas, NOT Ohio, and NOT Illinois). The town mascot is an angry indian named after a pond. All the teams are known as the Spy Ponders, except the frisbee team, which is called the Dancing Pirates, complete with their own flag, logo, and songs about eating babies. The cheerleaders suck, and have a ten-minute cheer naming all the "captains" on the football team. There are more "captains" than there are entire players on the soccer team. The town colors are maroon and grey, and there is a town song called "Red and Gray," which is boring and repetative as hell.
A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist.
The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion.
If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group.
Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.
A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist.
The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion.
If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group.
Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.
Football Captain: "I'm from Arlington!" *manly grunt*
Cheerleader: "HEY! I bet you're from Arlington!" *giggle*
Cheerleader: "HEY! I bet you're from Arlington!" *giggle*
by tHe TReE PeOPle June 25, 2006
Get the arlingtonmug. A small dink town in Washington state filled with bitches, and skanks, and where everyone tokes up on a daily bases. Where verybody wears kandii and wishes they went to raves. Where the mayor doesn't feel it necesary to send snow plows out even when the snow is two feet deep.
by Mein Nachname November 27, 2011
Get the Arlingtonmug. A small town in Nebraska with a population of around 1500 that is made up of hicks, where everyone knows everyone else's business. Located in the middle of nowhere and visitors will discover that their football team, the Eagles, suck ass.
by Katastrophe16 August 6, 2009
Get the Arlingtonmug. by 1337pikey October 20, 2012
Get the Arlingtonmug. by KCMO December 24, 2007
Get the arlingtonmug. A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.
Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.
Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.
jack : where are you from?
ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away
Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh
ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away
Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh
by 4178@9?336/! May 12, 2019
Get the Arlington Heightsmug. Across the Potomac from DC, is one of the wealthiest counties in the country as well as the smallest county in the world. Known mainly for its cemetary and the pentagon. It is where some of the best schools are located, and everything within it is reachable by car in under 15 minutes, by far one of the sweetest places to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. In the northern part you can find a mix between the high-rises, brick colonials that are identical to those next-door and mansions. It is where you take DC being across the river for granted until you move away.
by Peace Up A-town Down September 28, 2005
Get the Arlington, VAmug.