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splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
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Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.
Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture
by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009
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clam splashing

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.
by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017
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Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.
Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009
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Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.
by nubnibs May 26, 2015
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Clam Splashing

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.
by Gnug November 3, 2017
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splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.
Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.
by Rudarudd July 29, 2011
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