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a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
giraffe by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006
The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
"I wish I was born a giraffe."
giraffe by yelyr April 25, 2009
Mean " I'M A GIRAFFE!"
Someone: " Say 'Welcome to Colorado!'"
You: " I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"
Giraffe by Theater Person September 1, 2020
Creature who has a long tongue and loves eating cheese and also has a f***ed up knee
She is such a Giraffe
Giraffe by CrazyChicken297 October 9, 2019
A large mammal that has a long neck with spots. They often make noises that consist of "maaaahhhh" or sometimes a more excited "mah-mah-mah-mah-maaahhh"
Did you see that giraffe it said "Maaahh"
Giraffe by Scotch YB July 7, 2010
The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina
Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?