lying

Something that nobody admits to doing, but something everybody does. Except me, of course.

Want to see somebody that mastered the art of lying? Just see our current president.

by smashdummies January 24, 2014

Lying

The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic

Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now

(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)

by TMK2 December 23, 2011

Ly

Like you.

The sunset is beautiful ly

by A6-2036 September 11, 2018

Lying

Hiding the truth, something that a pathetic human being does.

“David had sex with Mary” “your lying because I know that isn’t true”

by Spadarcar June 12, 2018

LY

Acronym used during instant messaging (AIM) by douchebags. Stands for "Love Ya."

xXradxchickXx: bla bla bla
bAbYbLuAnGeL19283: omg i g2g
xXradxchickXx: ok bai bai
bAbYbLuAnGeL19283: l8r, ly

by DMSO November 15, 2005

LYS

Abbreviation of a weird catch phrase that puts words in someone else's mouth, Like you said...

Man: (LYS) Like you said... My brother is coming down for some drinks this weekend, but he has a long drive.
Me: I don't know your brother and I never said that, you did.

by TommyTookis May 29, 2017

LYS

Love Your-Self!

When your friend is insecure you tell them, "LYS!"

by princessjjj August 1, 2018