Bageling

the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”

Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!

by mitchell_swenson123 March 30, 2022

Bageling

Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!

That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.

by asdsad January 15, 2008

bageling

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.

We should all go bageling this Thursday!

by K Little June 26, 2009

bageling

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010

bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013