The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.
by wepty December 30, 2019

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops
by Santy_India January 12, 2010

To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.
by The Twooper April 10, 2009

Snooping or being nosy on twitter
~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama
~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama
by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 29, 2018

Disgruntled wife: Get out of the bathroom! You've been in there for almost an hour.
Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.
Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.
by doc7string February 8, 2020

Homie: what should our gang call be?
Homie#2: prolly twoop because it’s gotta be good since sara and dee uses it.
Homie#2: prolly twoop because it’s gotta be good since sara and dee uses it.
by OhAyHeSoThirsty July 16, 2019
