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remember when music used to be good?

A recurring douchebag catchphrase used to summarize one's contempt for mainstream music, often in a narrow-sighted, nitpicking sort of manner. Instead of making an effort to find better songs and sticking with them, those of the douchebag kind usually throw all music into a slop bucket of discontent, grouping together genres and artists that could actually be liked by them if given a chance.
Tony: There are a few artists nowadays I don’t like.

Brad: Yeah, all music sucks now. Remember when music used to be good?

Reggae like it used to be 

1. A bizarre and almost unattainable sexual position much favored by Roger Mellie in 'Viz' magazine.

2. 'Roots' Reggae.
1. Phwaaar, wouldn't mind a bit of Reggae like it used to be with that high-street honey. Phwaaaaar!

2. Hey man, you up for some proper reggae tonight, like real reggae, like... reggae like it used to be? Yeah mon?

A dog could get used to this 

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!
Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.

We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger 

A special Bob's Burgers cheeseburger that comes with gruyere cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger; you should try it!"

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )