schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

Fritzlesque

Used in relation to structures built with human captivity in mind.

In a cruelly ironic twist of fate, Kevin McCloud was forced to design, build and live in a fritzlesque dungeon by crazed fans.

by Kevin McCloud July 29, 2010

frizzledick

1. An asshole, usually male, who attempts to make himself look badass, when in reality, he is a sniveling wimp and entirely too effeminate

2. Can be used as an exclamation of disappointment.

"I hope you know how much your physical well-being is worth to you, cause I'm gonna kick your ass hardcore!"
"Dude.. calm down, frizzledick."

"Royal flush!"
".....FRIZZLEDICK."

by Behest August 12, 2006

Miss Frizzled

using the Irmo Vernacular meaning to be incapacitated to the highest degree.

"Dude I totally got Miss Frizzled after that blunt and those jagerbombs!"

by MirMaid January 2, 2010

Randy Fritzed

When two gay men run out of lube and spit on each other's dicks before ramming each others asses.

Damn, my ass has hurt like hell after getting Randy Fritzed last night.

by Chimbles Fernandez September 16, 2019

Fritzle Five

A High five like gesture used to highlight a situation of sheer and utter win on a epic scale.

Person one - "your mum screwed her cousin and didnt get the jail cause its legal?"
Person two - "fritzle give"

*Then follows the fritzle five"

by fritzle five July 27, 2009

Fritzed

Out of order, beyond economic repair esp. of electronic equipment, similar to "fried".

This capacitor is fritzed.

by Stephen Rodda August 13, 2006