I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w

I want you to f##k me until I can't walk
Can be used while texting

"Anna sent me I.W.Y.T.F.M.U.I.C.W, what does that mean man?"
"Brooo your lucky you got a freak freak"

by Dam1020 January 27, 2020

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

Just Who The Hell Do You Think I Am!?

One of the most popular lines from the anime Gurren Lagann. When using this line, you put on those W that go like this: \/\/, only longer. This is because the most popular character, Kamina, wore them every time he said it.

Guy 1: Do you want a sandwhich?
Guy2: Just who the Hell do you think I am!?
Guy 1:...I'm gonna take that as a no.

by NostalgiaRipoff September 6, 2009

sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother

thats what Oscar said.

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD October 18, 2021