My girlfriend

My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.

There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.

by sadmad February 25, 2023

Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3

Evie my fav wife is so pretty

by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023

Oh my lucky stars!

The typical reaction of a Brendan Frasier enjoyer when he or she sees a negro.

"Oh my lucky stars! A negro!"

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Get out of my head!

In episode 13 season 2 of Family Guy, titled "Road to Rhode Island", airing May 30th 2000, Chris delivered the iconic line, "Ahh! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!" After asking his sister Meg if she could guess the word he was thinking for the second time in presumably a 24hr period, the former occuring after 16:00 and the latter being the final scene at 21:40. Both times the word was "Kitty" despite his obviously facetious hints that it would not be Kitty. His lack of self awareness pairs with his low intelligence level to make it seem as if Meg's use of short term memory were absolute witchcraft. THIS HAS BECOME A WIDESPREAD JOKE AND GROWN TO BE A REFERENCE TO ANY TIME YOU MISUNDERSTAND A JOKE OR ARE THE LAST ONE TO REALIZE SOMETHING OBVIOUS. IT IS A SARCASTIC WAY OF ADMITTING A LACK OF PERCEPTION AS WELL AS IDENTIFYING ONE IN SOMEONE ELSE. The tone is important to signify the reference to the original, satirical caricature of low intelligence resulting from neglect that is Chris Griffin

A-"I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 but not 6, guess what it is"
B-"I really don't want to"
A-"You have to, you'll never get it"
B-"Fine, 6."
A-(In an absolutely terrified shriek) "Get out of my head!"

by Mocean2 February 26, 2023

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Phrase people tend to spam when they see that one astronaut game meme from nearly 3 years ago. I'm tired of both.

retard #1: su us ususususu amonu

retard #2: OMG GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

Lack of my ethos

Yep! You nailed it! Poverty is the result of lack of YOUR ethos and not the hoarding of competence. EVERYONE IS MORE LIKELY TO BE POOR JORDAN. Poor is a relative term. Who is likely to be poor? Everyone. In comparison to who? The guy shooting their money into space. The guy doing coke after his concert and slutting out 10's of thousands of women apparently. Yeah, it was the money that was making Russel's life miserable. I'm sure Amber is loving life right now with a cocaine addiction and no money. She's much happier without it. Without a doubt! And Motely Crue sucks. You know how many people would not be rich if the broader population shared my music or entertainment palette? Only Rick Ruben and Dan Harmon would have any money. Them and some Japanese writers and musicians. Wouldn't buy a tesla. Only GameStop would stay in business. Gamestop and the closest grocery store to my house. The list goes on.

Hym "Of course it's just 'lack of my ethos'! You're an ethos salesman (After all)! It's your UNIDIMENSIONAL solution to everything! And you're right! I did your book and now I'm sitting on millions of dollars worth of un-cashed checks! Hurray Ryūsui Gansai-ken!"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard

im gonna spam my meat to kill this guy

by yoboirerere February 27, 2023