When a girl drenched in pork gravy coughs bits of sausage into a guy's urethra to cause bleeding, which will then cause the mixture of blood, gravy, spit, sausage, and cum (if it goes well) to combine into a concoction to be consumed by the winner of a round of Russian Roulette (stripped nude and lathered in truffle butter and cooked to golden-brown at 350 degrees Celsius).
by SEXYSEXYSEX April 28, 2022

obsessing over somebody you have absolutely zero chances with for an unhealthily, unusually and unfortunately long period of time.
by Copperflash September 13, 2021

by Venox2 July 9, 2021

When you're in the backseat of your car and you don't want to bust on your backseat. You bust in the palm of your hand then slap her on the face. Causing a white beard on her face.
Joey was banging his Hinge date in the backseat of his cars as he was about to bust he realized he didn't want to stain his seats. He then made the decision to conduct a Dirty Santa on his Hinge date and his seats remained clean.
by The new Nato February 26, 2024

A Dirty Smolenski is when you crossfade so hard that either your consciousness or your morals shut off, leading to either a blackout or a morally wrong act being committed, the first being referred to a Dirty Smolenski SR and the latter being a Dirty Smolenski JR
- Bro Mike straight up pulled a Dirty Smolenski at Grandma's funeral.
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know
by Cuckboiiii April 18, 2020

When you master bait and you insert something that is supposed to make up for your brokenness because you can’t afford a dildo or butt plug and you just want to feel loved so you stick anything up your ass to feel the stimulation of sex
by Fistedwaffle69 March 16, 2020

When a mother of three or more kids sits on your face, and eats tacos and Drinks Starbucks of your chest while you struggle to find air
by Artaois September 21, 2021
