You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

you can’t tell me what to do

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

You

An amazing person who I wish a good day!

You are brilliant!

by PerceptivePanther August 3, 2023

Dig you

Just tell her you like her

I dig you

by anonymous September 4, 2021

You got some time?

-Sentence when you want to ask if your dealer got some of that sweet time

time = weed,caffe,canabise,marijuana

"Man you got some time?"

"Yeah man i got like 2 hours."

"Okey man i will buy 1 hour."

"Okey man come over "

by Imhighafrn September 7, 2019

She will snip you

A fate worse than divorce

When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 2, 2024

YOU

An accident, very simple.
THE CONDOM BROKE

Your friends: YOUR A WASTE OF SPERM

by McKFC August 3, 2018