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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

You are going to pay for this

The AI, the harassment, the waiting. All of it. You can tac more on if you want to but it isn't going to change anything. I'm not going to let what you're doing work.
Hym "You are going to pay for this. It isn't going over my head. I don't care if I'm wrong about everything other than this. This is the only thing I care about and if I don't get what I want out of this, you don't get the only thing you care about."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
mugGet the You are going to pay for thismug.

you guyses

A grammatically incorrect attempt at constructing the possessive form of "you guys." Fairly common in the upper Midwest but rarely heard in the South, where various forms of "y'all" are at least easier on the ears.
At the end of class I want to see you guyses clay pieces up on the shelf.
by Lavarunner February 1, 2024
mugGet the you guysesmug.

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
mugGet the EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRTmug.
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
mugGet the what can you do if you get scammedmug.

You

beutyful
by me,my homies September 23, 2020
mugGet the Youmug.

nevermind can you shut up

Nvm go away idiot don’t search this up look up “69”
Please “”””nevermind can you shut up pickle
by ur mom gave me this name April 8, 2022
mugGet the nevermind can you shut upmug.

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