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Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022
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by ThIswEbsIteiSsHit May 24, 2019
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Shit

by Shigmaster January 13, 2022
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The Hut Shit

It’s when someone takes a shit behind someone’s hut and thinks he’s such hot shit that he blames it on someone else, then volunteers to clean it up to make them look like hot shit again
Brent was definitely the one who did The Hut Shit cause he tried to blame Tim then act like hot shit by cleaning it up.
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 4, 2024
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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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shit

"I took a shit"
"uh ok"
by Audrey Darling May 20, 2021
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racehorse shits

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.
I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.
by Siniscarr May 8, 2016
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