fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009

You fucked up mate

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014

mother fucking little squid

another word for the s word. Squid or swine or more kind and mannered words. Squid could also be used as a nickname. Serge the wise uses it as his.

you stupid squid. Or MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SQUID!

by squidthegreat123 October 27, 2014

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

n'est-ce fucking pas

N'est-ce fucking pas is a combination of the commonly used French phrase N'est-ce pas (that means "isn't that so?") and the universal word "fucking", often used as an imperative to signal intensity of anger, happiness, rage, greed, lust, ... anything pertaining to the life.

"N'est-ce fucking pas" means: isn't that fucking right?

The Covid-19 pandemic is a global disaster, n'est-ce fucking pas?

by Primary Producer NZ April 19, 2020

Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.

Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!

by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011

i don't fuck around

Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.

Yo Bazin, how'd you do in that game yesterday?

I scored like four goals. I don't fuck around man.

by bizzle isn't fucking around May 4, 2009