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Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off
i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.
by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025
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Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.
Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died
by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018
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Tryna See what that shits like

When your don’t want to put any energy towards what ever you’re talking about, and you don’t not wanna do it

but you just would want experience it to see what it’s like
Startheprophet - “the bitch kinda bad huh”
50Kjoyboy -“ yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”
by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024
mugGet the Tryna See what that shits likemug.

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013
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Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014
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Shit-Smeared Monocle

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022
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dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question
Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1
by Myaaagotbandzz November 15, 2023
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