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Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.
Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!
by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018
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Fuck Shit

With so many different variations in the definition of FUCK SHIT I wanted to take the time and provide my full meaning of FUCK SHIT when used in the South.

Now FUCK SHIT is used to describe a shady scenario or situation. Meaning if someone is on some FUCK SHIT they need an ass whooping.

No one likes people who stay on that FUCK SHIT. because shady ass people on fuck shit usually are on drugs or just down right bottom feeders.
Last night he was on some FUCK SHIT right before he got his ass beat!
by FlawedAF December 4, 2021
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Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.
When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.
by anonymous April 25, 2024
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shit shill

by Mr. Duck butt July 6, 2016
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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as shit

To a great extent or degree; very
by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022
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Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
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