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raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.
by NasT4U May 23, 2023
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my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
by taint washer May 23, 2023
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smell my duck

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”
by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023
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get off my tray

In university or a school setting, while in the cafeteria when a random person is way too interested in what you are eating. The friend of a friend keeps asking questions until you say, “get off my tray”.
Friend: Are you just eating nachos for lunch?

You: I don’t know, get off my tray!
by Free the L May 24, 2023
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made that shit my meal

a saying used to refer to a task or assignment that was completed successfully
I just aced my Chem test. I really made that shit my meal.”
by anonymous May 24, 2023
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Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.
Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.
by Sage- May 24, 2023
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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