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Sheffield united 

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane
“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit

The United St8s of Amer8ca 

A wonderful, beautiful land free of all h8.
Man, the United St8s of America sure is gr8!

Man United

Girl: Baby, why did you call me?
Boy: Our relationship is Man United

united states federal government 

not a direct democracy; a republic of the elite autocrats doing what ever the hell want to do with your hard earned cash(i.e. not you, democrats, or minorities)
United states federal government has no fiscal discipline...you bastards

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
United States of Canada by Dan January 29, 2005

united states 

To someone living in Canada, North Mexico.
Oh look honey, some skinny-bacon loving North Mexicans from Indiana.
united states by spot August 23, 2006