stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 25, 2022

Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.

My Grandmother doesn't like the turkey trunk

by Finner451 May 16, 2016

Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.

I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night

by Real pop March 3, 2025

Jive Turkey

Florida term for bitch ass nigga

Yo man that nigga a Jive Turkey

by Chairnigga September 21, 2021

Warm turkey

Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.

I'm doing warm turkey heroin

by Booturkey February 10, 2024

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017