skibidi toilet

a f*cking hell of a series that gives you brain rot

Skibidi toilet is so overrated

by probablypeenuts November 25, 2023

Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

Skibidi toilet

A horrible piece of shit cartoon about toilets singing made by an extremely racist piece of shit the entire audience is 1-9 year olds and pedophiles

Toddler: I love skibidi toilet
Pedophile:Oh my god I love it too...

by W4XZ-CH1LDD December 24, 2023

Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.

I just learned how to use a squat toilet!

by Dongnugget December 24, 2020

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.

Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross

by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019