CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.

“Your being such a captain goggles right now”

by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers

The Captain is such a fag

by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025

Captain Morgan

When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.

It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them

You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN

by Tainty McBalls May 3, 2022

Captain entertain a hoe

A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.

Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans

by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022

captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps

"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018