When you stick your thumb up your anus and You crack your thumb to where it hits the gspot and you splooge all over
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When saying "dumbass" is too rude, saying idiot is too serious, and you feel like they would thumb themselves.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Bob: guys, what the square root of 2 is 1, right???
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...
OR
John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...
OR
John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
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Get the Thumbass mug.When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.
Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.
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When you open TikTok/Insta "just for a second" and your thumb keeps scrolling for hours even though your brain is screaming at you to stop. The algorithm has trapped your thumb in an infinite loop.
"Dude, I got thumbtrapped until 4 AM watching cat videos I didn't even like."
"My phone says I spent 6 hours on Reels yesterday. Total thumbtrap."
"My phone says I spent 6 hours on Reels yesterday. Total thumbtrap."
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