Someone whos brain has been fried from tripping too many times in darkness. An example of this kind of person would be U.
A-Tard is a dude who eats a lot of acid and eats up brained fried from it. Usually when someone takes acid and gets so blown out of this world that they just forget how to be a human being
-Yo dat dude be eating tabs every 2 weeks?
-Yeh bro dat dudes an A tard man
-Yo dat dude be eating tabs every 2 weeks?
-Yeh bro dat dudes an A tard man
by YeetusMeatus December 15, 2018
Get the A-Tardmug. 
A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021
Get the Wing Tardingmug. The term "totalitarianistic tard" combines "totalitarianistic," which refers to a form of government that seeks to control every aspect of public and private life, with the word "tard," which is a derogatory slang term sometimes used to insult or demean someone perceived as foolish or incompetent.
Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Person 1: Dude, Americans suck with their "freedom", when their freedom clearly isn't working out. Putin and Kim Jong Un are the best leaders in the world. Communists, rise up against the Western world! Person 2: Shut up, you totalitarianistic tard. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot like you.
by KGrand March 4, 2025
Get the Totalitarianistic tardmug. Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.
Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.
by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022
Get the Tardedmug. likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.
by Ldaniel2006 April 7, 2022
Get the R-Tardmug. A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011
Get the Tardmug.