Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rock mug.Dont Let Him Catch You In 4k Or Else Your Gonna Get Fucked By A 6’11 Black Man So No Corn Hub Durning NNN. NO SEXY CORN VIDEOS (unless the rock approves) the rock sus is kinda sus
by Mega Bbc November 29, 2021
Get the The Rock sus mug.to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others
by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020
Get the pie as a rock mug.When a girl is so in love with a guy to the point where no matter what the guy does she’ll always comeback for a relationship. Similar to the word “pussywhipped” but is a label used mainly for girls who can’t hop off a guys dick.
“Bruh Amanda is SOOO cock rocked over Brandon”
“Dude I know, she walked in on him fucking another bitch for the 3rd time this month and Shes still with him”
“Dude I know, she walked in on him fucking another bitch for the 3rd time this month and Shes still with him”
by 3 inch thunder March 5, 2020
Get the Cock Rocked mug.A sub-genre of rock in which the and music lyrics are about sleeping with another man’s girl while he is none the wiser.
Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Scotty had no idea he’s dancing to cuck rock and was even singing along to the lyrics:
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.
Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.
Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.
by Napoledan March 17, 2020
Get the Cuck Rock mug.Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.
Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
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Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
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Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.
by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020
Get the Rock Abrasion mug.A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.
I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.
by DJ Dash September 2, 2020
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