Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024
The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.
Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!
by BobRoss567823 June 24, 2024
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by jazziie29 September 25, 2016
Last night I got a Columbian rocket pop. It kinda reminded me of the time I got a Peruvian snow cone.
by The Columbiano June 09, 2019
An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.
Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023