piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014

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Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023

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sugar pieced

Losing to a girl in any event, challenge, or sport

Dude, you lost to your sister in rock paper scissors? You have been officially sugar pieced.

by Prince colas August 15, 2015

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Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022

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sliiide piece

That dirty little slut that does all the things your wife or girlfriend won’t do. She knows you have other fuck buddies but she doesn’t care. She uses you as much as you use her.

You can stay with your basic bitch but make sure you get yourself a sliiide piece.

Gotta get me a sliiide piece!
- @PYGMusic

by OfficialPYGMusic March 28, 2023

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