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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
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Peter Kranz

An extremely German looking Nordic-Aryan person. In the future he will have a tall stature (average 175 cm), long face, prominent chin, narrow and straight noses with a low bridge, lean builds, doliocephalic skulls, straight light hair, light eyes, and fair skin, he is a racially pure Nordic without any traits of Jewish, Black or Gypsies Blood and has true Nordic Aryan Blood running through his veins
Hi Ingrid

Did you see Peter Kranz in the Hitleryouth today

No, but I would love to have pure Aryan children with him for the fatherland and the Fuhrer
by Peter Kranz November 20, 2021
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Petered

I FUCKED AND CAME ON MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE....SHE GOT PETERED (I PETER NORTHED HER)
by Petered October 13, 2018
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PETER PIETRA-ING

when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.
did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!
by bowles March 31, 2004
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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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Peter

The name of someone who is referred to being the best or unbeaten.
Yo I heard that peter kid is so good what the fuck
by joe aaaadsdsd January 12, 2021
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