Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

sports park

Backing one's car into a parking space for the purpose of being ready to leave in a hurry.

The car was sports-parked in front of the bank.

I like to sports park in the lot so I can get out ahead of everyone else.

by phillid March 17, 2011

Park random

Someone who is a complete random usually seen hanging out at family events or parties

Person 1 Who is that person?
Person 2 I don’t know he’s a complete park random

by Ignacho23 March 26, 2023

South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

stripper parking

Parking spot closest to the establishment. Parking spot you leave open for a stripper for a party.

I got to work so early that I got stripper parking.

by W1ck3d.taco March 7, 2019

Overnight parking

When a man falls asleep whilst docking.

Liv: should I spend the night?

Chase: overnight parking?

Liv: you know I’m down

by 0fficer May 30, 2018

thorpe park

caravan park with rides

"off to thorpe park with the lads tomorrow"
"sad"

by tomfishno January 20, 2021