is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006
An upper west side boy has blonde hair blue eyes and is a self entitled and low key snobby brat who most likely wants to go into investment banking or live off their parents and be a artist. To live on the upper west side you must either be a annoying Jew with a name such as (Matthew Edney) or snobby wasp with some rediculous name like (Coke O'Neal IV) these people lie about how much money they make to keep their cheap ass rent controlled apartments.
Person A: I wonder how much that upper west side boys parents pay in taxes.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
by Domchugger December 07, 2016
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by Deapri July 08, 2014
Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.
by mpm July 23, 2014
by Free The Egg February 28, 2019
The Chicago Cubs play at the North Side Fudge Factory located at 1060 W Addison St. Chicago, IL 60613.
by Mr. Blada July 07, 2009