when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster
by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012
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by fivedollalove May 13, 2010
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by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
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